Mike Yagoobian

My Checklist

1. Find the boy (and maybe the pointy haired boy too?)

2. ENACT REVENGE.

3. Work out what exactly enact means.

4. HUNT DOWN THE BEAST FOR/WITH THE MAN WITH GOOD HAIR.

5. MORE ENACTING OF REVENGE

6. ???

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GREETINGS!

HELLO THERE, MY NAME IS MIKE- I mean… Bowler Hat Guy *grins awkwardly* … ehem. ANYWAY, I’m here looking for uh… uhhm… OH YES. I am looking for two boys. The first one is called LEWIS ROBINSON. He’s blonde… with glasses… and stupid hair and… OH WAIT, I HAVE A PICTURE. *rumages through pockets, unscrumpling picture, shoving in face* HERE YOU GO. 

So if you’ve seen that boy - *takes picture from face, slowly look at it* just- … eh heh… that’s not the boy. Oh my! How did that get in there! *nervously laughs, shoving in pocket, reaching in other pocket, pulling out a picture, checking before showing*

THIS. IS THE BOY.

AND THE OTHER BOY… WHO’S NAME IS… IS… NOT IMPORTANT. HERE. Note the equally stupid hair.

SO, if you have seen ANY of these two boys. Contact me through THIS number *hands business card, which was hand-made with crayons and glitter*.

I’ll be waiting! *maniacal laugh*

OOC: GREETINGS

UHM. HI. I’ve kinda taken on this account. I’m not the old RPer, but the account was available. There’s like 242 posts on this blog, so I don’t think I’ll get around to deleting them. So unless anyone knows a way of deleting ALL the posts, I’ll be keeping them there… I’ll probably be changing the theme/description, so I’m not blatantly stealing someone’s old account. 

Hope I’m as good as the old one! Thanks!

-Your New Bowler Hat Guy-

EDIT: OK. Deleted the posts thanks to Mass Post Editor. ;D. Left the pictures up. Will edit theme tomorrow!

agentmelancholy:

ohhh, this poor baby

agentmelancholy:

ohhh, this poor baby

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